For his birthday Little Johnny asked for a 10 speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd love to give you one, but the mortgage on this
house is
$80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can
afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Johnny heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Johnny replied, "I was walking past your room last night and I
heard you tell mom you were pulling out. I heard her tell you to wait
because
she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm sticking around here by
myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no transportation."