Three friends, two straight guys and a gay guy, and their significant

others
were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they
all
drowned, and next thing you know, they're
standing before St. Peter.

First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his

head
sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it
so much,
you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either.
You
loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a
woman named
Candy!"